January 2012
Does it make me a bad person if; when someone makes an argument (even if it’s for something I agree with) but simple words are misspelled or they made obvious grammatical mistakes, it invalidates anything they say?
And now I’m paranoid that I’ve spelled something wrong or screwed up the grammar…. Oh crap.
December 2011
When you were younger and a friend came over.
the3lites:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Watchsoulofapoet:
withdropsofjupiter:
omfgitsscindaye:
professional-princess:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Perfection.
Oh. My. God. I can’t even!!!!!!!! This is too adorable FO MAH LIFE
Can they just get married now oh my god.
<3 They are SO cute.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
And don't forget the screaming.
At my inlaws there is what Boyfriend and I have affectionately called the "Elephant Parade" because his older sister literally stomps around the house back and forth for at least an hour EVERY morning.
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ispeaknewsspeak:
lazyb0nes:
I can’t really wrap my head around teaching abstinence-only sex ed in schools. I guess because I live in a more liberal area, I’ve always seen it as normal to teach comprehensive sex ed. I mean, in the fifth grade I was learning about reproduction systems and…
Wow. That’s weird to me too. I remember learning about condoms and the pill in high school....
The college part is 100% true. (I take my notes in...
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
murderinclubland:
I clean, then I stop.
I clean, then I stop.
I clean, then I stop.
my motivation is obviously fucking amazing
Me too dear. Me too. We tried to get the apartment clean for my mom’s Christmas visit… And then I decided I needed a nap… There was a pile of floor dust right inside the door and it is pretty much still sitting there… what’s left of it...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fat-thin-atheism:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Please note that
“these are available for trips of up to five miles between 6:00pm...
